Dr Seuss & God-Green Eggs and Ham (09-20-2009)
Aug 22

A Sermon from Randy Adamson, Pastor of Argo New Heights Christian Church

Did I ever tell you about the young Zoad Who came to two sides in the fork in the road? He looked one way then the other way, too. So the Zoad had to make up his mind what to do. Well the Zoad scratched his head, his chin, and his pants, And he said to himself, 'Now, I'll be taking a chance. If I go to place one, that place may be hot. So how will I know if I like it or not? On the other hand though, I'll feel such a fool, If I go to place two and find it's too cool. In that case I may catch a chill and turn blue. So place one may be best and not place two. On the other hand though, if place one is too high, I might get a terrible earache and die. On the other hand though, if place two is too low, I might get some terrible pain in my toe. So place one may be the best,' and he started to go. And he stopped and he said, 'On the other hand though. . . On the other hand, other hand, other hand though, and. . . For thirty-six hours and one half that Zoad made starts and made stops At the fork in the road, saying 'No, don't take a chance, you may not be right.' Then he got an idea that was wonderfully bright. 'Play safe,' cried the Zoad, 'I'm no dunce. I'll simply start off to both places at once.' And that's how the Zoad who would not take a chance Got no place at all with the split in his pants.

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